How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
--It hugged the shore...
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
--Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving...
How can you make a Turkey float?
--You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey...
--Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much.
Anita 'nother napkin.
And just for Anna...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The turkey was stuffed!