Thanksgiving Jokes

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
--It hugged the shore...

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
--Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving...

How can you make a Turkey float?
--You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey...

Knock Knock
--Who's there?
Norma Lee
--Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much.

Knock Knock
--Who's there?
Anita
--Anita who?
Anita 'nother napkin.

And just for Anna...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The turkey was stuffed!