Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
-To improve his bite...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
-No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
-They're all wrapped up in themselves...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
-A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
-Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
-They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
-A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
-He heard it had great circulation...
Have a happy day! Share your bad (good!) jokes if you've got 'em.
2 comments:
Oh boy, Jacob is going to love these! His teacher has a joke a day for the class, and he loves coming home to tell them to me, especially the Halloween ones for the last week or two.
You were so meant to be an elementary teacher. :-)
How many Laffy Taffy candies did you have to eat to get these?
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